The best part is some of those could probably be found in dimestore romance novels.
Everybody wants to make fun of purple prose but they’re the first to use it when a HAWT~* MOCHA*~ BABE comes in.
This makes white people sound delicious as fuck. I don’t even care.
settle down there Hannibal
ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world
Lauren Conrad (via reuniite)
Maya Angelou (via tiredestprincess)
Roseanne, Nightmare on Oak Street.
This episode aired in 1989 and it still hasn’t gotten through a lot of people’s skulls.